- I'm a multimedia mind-manipulating movement-maker moonlighting as a pop propagandist and fashion fascist.
- But if you must know
I've...
- flown at dawn over a desert in a hot air balloon.
- illegally piloted a plane over the Persian gulf. I don't know how to fly aplane.
- fallen from a cliff into the sea. Result: I learned how to tread water in 30 seconds.
- lived in Iceland. Yes, I’ve met Björk and Sigur Rós
- been to the edge of a volcano crater.
- created a dress code that can't be cracked by any fashion algorithm.
- seen the Aurora Borealis. In real life, that is.
- snowmobiled across a glacier.
- gone spelunking in a lava tunnel.
- had a ménage à trois with Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Buttersworth.
- been in a foreign film. It was an Icelandic comedy. I can't tell you if it was funny.
- held my head over a geyser seconds before it erupted.
- been a contestant on a trivia game show on TV when I was a kid. I lost. But so what?
- been thrice accused of being a CIA agent. Once by a guy that help create the Internet.
